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reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly

reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real

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pairofjacks:

A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang

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actionjackel:

hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR

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wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR

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taeomi:

if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me

i hope you find $20 on the ground today

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

scraggay:

I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG