fartgallery: xeroxed-toothpicks: fartgallery: reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real
pairofjacks: A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang
plenair: actionjackel: hTHIS IS NOT WAHT I SREACHED FOR wHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING FOR
taeomi: if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me i hope you find $20 on the ground today
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
scraggay: I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
fuckyeahthefabfour: “its not you… it’s your music taste”
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
govinduhh: can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
kamukuraizuru: Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
spookymankeys: do you ever hear a guitar riff so great you wanna punch yourself
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
toned-tanned-fit-andready: v0nlaust: caliiforniadreaming-xo: gothicstan: localised: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me i feel you we all feel you why are so many people...
NEW AVENGED SONG ? HOLY SHIT. dat beat...
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
m0ther-m0fo: If you don’t find the guitar riff playing in A7X’s album announcement sexual you are not living life properly.
http://www.avengedsevenfold.com That beat sounds so good, I cant wait for this album!